Ruben Said:

How to start a friendly letter ( Please read description!)?

We Answered:

just go with the cheesy aproach. thats what i always did. ex.
Dear Mr. Stone,
As a class we recently read the story, "a goat beating a man" by George Bush. I greatly enjoyed the novel with its interesting plot and creative devices. However, i must dissage with Bush in the man is actally smarter than a goat. Just because he is Cheneys scape goat dosent mean everone else is.
sorry i didnt really know where i was going with that.
Your lover,
Seinor Hussein