Yvonne Said:

i need ideas for a humorous essay im writing about involving artistic people vs athletic people?

We Answered:

I've been artistic since day one, being voted most artistic girl in high school. When in college, my dorm shared a common eating area with the jock dorm that housed all the churnhead football players. The jocks were always given "easy" classes to keep them eligible for the team and often they were in my art classes. At meals they would frequently mimic the art instructors by smearing food on the walls as if they were delivering a lecture then critque the design.
I once mentioned that I was short some cash for art supplies and one of the players wrapped his arm around a pay phone, jerked it off the wall and dumped the change at my feet. I was horrified! He thought he was being gallant.
I always tried to distance myself from the lowlife football players but that effort only proved to to attract them. For them, It's all about the contest, of winning at all costs. In my reationships, I culivated and evolve them into meaningful connections. Then, fullback Big Al laid his sights on me. He literally 'stormed my walls' in a calculated attack until I was completely overwhemled as I had no experience in this type of warfare between the sexes. Big Al won, snarling and growling at any other guy that even looked my way. He said he was staking his claim and marking his territory. After 5 years of feebling trying to disengage myself, I finally admitted defeat and told him "If I agree to marry you, will you stop talking?" as he constantly debated me about why I belonged to him and we should get married..blah blah, blah... I gave up.
I fondly refer to him as my "own little Neanderthal" and as just reward, he now has 4 goregous daughters he has to protect from churnheads like himself.
Over the years he told others he's married to one of those weird artsy types and I always counter that he's a churnhead and college damaged.
Two different ways of thinking--you bet! Fun and exciting?
Certainly! But I never, ever thought I would end up with a churnhead, especially such a giant of a man.

Ian Said:

What are some great ideas to writing an excellent essay about Ramadan holiday?

We Answered:

I am going to give you ideas but please give my answer best reword if you found so:

What is Ramadan:
Ramadan is month of getting blessing from Allah and to start to resolve and to give up all kinds of evil mind activities. It is also a trial month for all Muslim to become good in every way.
What is Fasting:
In the month of Ramadan all Muslim people perform fast from before Fazar(Early morning prayers) Azan to the Evening Azan.
Fasting is just not only about to stop eating for a period of time. It is also to get rid of from all kind of evil activities. Example: those who use to tell lies or steal from other people if the promise to them self that they will give it up until the month of Ramadan over then for sure may be some change can be happen to them if they try to look inside them.
Other good activities also can be done in Ramadan :
1. Read the Holy Quran with meaning, that will make understand what is Allah want from us?
2. Read Hadith to know more about details which good work can be done in perfect way in this month and how and also how to give up bad work?
3. Fasting will make you realize how pain can be felt by the poor people who don't get to eat all day?
4. Saying prayers is the best way to get rid of evil works?
5. Stop telling lies and all other evil activities that our Prophet Muhammad (May peace be upon with him) told us.
6. Try not to hear any music songs and not to watch any movies also when you are fasting.
7. Not to smoke(when you are fasting) and get rid of all kinds Alcohol and drugs.
8. If someone slap or punch or even give hurt don't say anything or not to try anything. You can just say, "May Allah forgive you and brother/sister I am Fasting."
9. Try to say all 5 times(Fazar-Zohar-Asar-Maghrib-Esha) prayer.
10. When you are going to eat After Evening prayer then try to find a poor person who can eat with you and try to do good to others but don't ask for anything in return.

Insha-Allah( If Allah wishes) by this any people will get to change them self into true good person. May Allah help every Muslim.
P.S: Please forgive if any mistake has been done in my writing.

Frederick Said:

i need help on my essay - writing ideas?

We Answered:

My first thought was how easy it is to get kidnapped from a place like that, but then the topic is Joy so that makes it more difficult... Can you make it about how it reminded you that the Joy in life comes from quite places NOT like chuck e cheese. If not, you may want to focus on one mom and the joy her kids bring to her - even if they are being bratty. Good luck!

Charlie Said:

I need ideas on writing a schoalrship essay about my educational goals and why i shuold get the scholarship?

We Answered:

I'm in the same boat but not with Al's formal wear though. Writing such neutral topics like this sucks

Todd Said:

Any ideas about writing an essay on punishment in schools?

We Answered:

1) First you need an introduction that clearly explains what you are going to write about but doesn't just list what will be in your paragraphs. You must avoid phrases like "this essay will" and "in this essay I will(and a list)" teachers and markers hate this! Essay should never refer to themselves or to you.

2) Then I would focus on a particular type of punishment for example detention. Discuss how effective you think it is and what type of offences it is used for. Is it really a suitable punishment for everything? Is it too strict for some things and not strict enough for others?

3) Then another punishment for example lines. Discuss the same things. Do pupils get anything from it?

4) Then another punishment for example suspension. Is time off a punishment?

5) Depending on how long your essay has to be you can continue with other punishments or stop.

6) Write about past punishments for example the belt. What are they? Are they really cruel or necessary? Are they more or less effective? Would behaviour improve if they were reinstated? Again continue depending on length.

7) Finally sum up everything in your conclusion.

Good luck and happy writing! :-)